Regret Au Gratin - painting of a lady regretting her decision to eat those cheesy taters. Martin Luther himself thought his IBS was caused by demons...here they represent the lactose intolerance this poor lady suffers from.

Regret Au Gratin

WOODCOCK on September 17, 2026

05/2026 — 16″ x 12″

Acrylic on used fence pickets

$450

Some regrets are foreseeable. That doesn’t necessarily stop us.

There are foods we know we’ll pay for later, but sometimes the promise of potatoes covered in bubbling cheese outweighs concern over future suffering.

Regret Au Gratin captures that unfortunate moment when pleasure gives way to consequence. Martin Luther himself attributed some of his intestinal troubles to the work of demons. Here they return to torment another poor soul who probably knew better than to eat all that cheese.

No regrets. Until there are.

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Ennui Martini - painting of a bored drunk couple killing themselves slowly with booze served up by a charming devil bartender.

Ennui Martini

WOODCOCK on September 15, 2026

05/2026 — 33″ x 30″

Acrylic on used fence pickets

$950

Boredom is uncomfortable. Fortunately, we’ve invented cocktails.

Drinking has a remarkable ability to make an ordinary evening seem temporarily less ordinary. A little ceremony, a little conversation, a little chemical assistance—and suddenly there’s something to do.

Ennui Martini considers the peculiar bargain of drinking to escape boredom, when the thing making the evening more tolerable may also be quietly making everything else a little worse.